Ladies and Gentlemen, gather around for a good old-fashioned laugh at the hilarious differences between the two genders. Yes, that’s right, we’re talking about men vs. women, and these 31 posts are about to showcase the quirks and idiosyncrasies that make each gender unique. So, grab a cup of tea (or beer, depending on your gender), sit back, and prepare to be entertained by the most side-splittingly funny posts you’ll see all day!
I Won’t Tell
It’s exciting to be in love, but it can also cause you to act crazy. It can be easy to forget about the feelings of another person when you are in love.
Women can be very cryptic about their feelings. It is not uncommon for them to destroy their potential relationships just to keep their true love from being revealed.
Cancel That Subscription
Guys, the period is a monthly event that happens every month. It’s almost like a subscription you can’t cancel. It’s quite possible that people would be happier if periods were a once-in-a-lifetime event.
Even though he is a bit confused about how they work, this boyfriend knows the pain that comes with having your period every month.
Men Need Women
Everyone is encouraged and free to post their opinions and thoughts on the internet, no matter how extreme. This idea that men only “need” women for one reason is outdated and really creepy.
Women can do things on their own and without the help of men. It is sad to see that men on social media are still posting these posts.
Women Aren’t Shoes
Although we don’t know when the issue of women’s worth came up, there is so much wrong here that it doesn’t take long to notice the profile photo.
This is the way most men think, and we are worried about their future. It’s not the best way to win women over.
Work of Art
It’s not clear how the artist created flowing hair and clothing out of stone, but we don’t know what it was that made this sculpture look so real. We don’t know the gender of the artist, but it is pretty amazing.
The piece looks even better when the ignorant men are roasted. They thought it was a victory for white men. But surprise! A Chinese woman actually created it. Women should not be underestimated.
You’ll be able to complain about your period if you have ever seen one or more of your friends suffer from it. It can be painful and costly.
If you spend so much time researching the economics and timing of periods, there should be something more satisfying. We believe it should be possible to go to Starbucks once in a while and have access to period products without emptying your wallet.
You Are Getting Blocked
We are confused and want to know how men get their courage. We will never know why this person believed it was okay to send a DM to someone they don’t even know.
We hope this guy is blocked or at least banned from the internet so he can’t communicate with people online in the future.
It’s true and thrilling to watch a serial killer show. There’s a huge difference between this and shows about werewolves or vampires, which are not real.
While women sometimes fall for the bad boy stereotype, it’s quite another to fall in love with a dark, mysterious character. It’s entirely different from being captivated by a literal killer. This gives “bad guy” a new meaning.
Unfortunately, stereotypes about women and men run deep. Many men find women a mystery, and they don’t understand them no matter what they do.
Even more surprising is the fact that some men believe that women have slumber parties with their girlfriends and that pillow fights are held in their underwear.
Mac and Cheese
Sometimes, men are just plain ignorant about women. It can come off as weird or creepy. We often wonder where men got their ideas about women and if they have ever studied about the other gender.
This exchange shows that a man can be wholly clueless but still act very wholesomely. Although it won’t heal a broken heart, the genuine offer of mac and cheese may make her smile.
This post could be used in psychology classes, as it is pretty unusual for someone to think up such a bizarre theory. What made them think feeding their child was strange? Is this man assuming that every woman who has ever been breastfed as a child is now queer?
This kind of stuff is not taught in parenting classes. However, the husband bravely asked online. We can only imagine what he got in response.
People continue to make such comments, and it makes us wonder about the reality of college frat parties these days.
Even though women get a few drinks for free, that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be able to speak up. When does a free drink mean that you can’t complain? Let’s chat about double standards.
Don’t Go Outside
Love and romance ideas are constantly changing. It’s obvious that our parents did things differently, so men from different generations can have outdated opinions about romance.
It’s a complete delusion to think that women shouldn’t leave home if they are attractive. You can’t help but need to hit with a woman whenever you meet one? That’s your problem.
Women Aren’t Cars
Some of the comments about men’s views on women make it hard for us to believe in them. The idea that men won’t want to be with women if they have been with other people is terrible.
We shouldn’t be the ones telling you that women aren’t cars or other objects. We are glad that this person commented, and we could not have put it better ourselves.
Consent is Key
There are many reasons why people enter into relationships with one another. It could be for a short-term relationship or a long-lasting one. Consent is essential, regardless of the context. Although it’s something that we are taught in school, consent still confuses many people.
Consenting to something doesn’t necessarily mean that you agree to another thing, regardless of whether you want it or not. It’s important to understand the difference between having a relationship and life-altering consequences such as having a child.
Although it shouldn’t be embarrassing to visit the gynecologist, sometimes it can feel awkward to show your whole body in front of strangers.
They are medical professionals, so it doesn’t matter how they look. It’s not like on the first date. It does seem that this girl will not be returning for more checks with this man.
There is no one way to do things or please your partner like there is. Many people use the internet to get intimate advice. However, you run the risk of getting spammed with unfounded or irrelevant responses.
This is up to you to decide if you want to get bedroom advice from the “alpha male” himself.
When you were a teenager, you had to have your friends cover for you if someone snuck out. To get your parents or spouse off your back, you need to convince your friends to take a photo pretending to be with you.
This tradition seems to continue into adulthood, proving how different men can be from women. “Bro code” is true.
It’s not something we’re going to hide. Nowadays, it’s challenging to compliment women without coming across as creepy or harassing.
Steven made a joke about the Baby Boomers with this awkward compliment. We’re all a bit put off by the “Sweet Buns” and the talk of getting the girl “pregnant.”
Although the term “alpha male” is often used, it is rarely used in a positive light. Yet, alpha males are still the preferred title for a meeting. Glenn apparently doesn’t think he is one and has a hard time separating himself from them.
We are shocked that he would compare them to outdated, flawed computer software. That’s a first!
What the Duck
Is it the kids’ lingo? We liked to be with the times but couldn’t keep up with the new terms Gen Z uses.
We don’t know what the unfriendly teenage boy was trying to communicate. Are you unsure if it is code or if there were actually five ducks below the culvert? Are you confused as we are confused right now?
The Other Woman
Are you the one who has ever been the other woman? It happens all too often, and the women who find out about one another end up hurting each other.
Professional advises that you don’t become the “sidepiece” if you’re the other woman. He won’t choose you. We cannot help but feel that she was the other woman.
And That’s On Period
It should be considered a crime that many girls have to deal with their period every month. With all the other things women have to deal with, hormonal changes and day-ruining cramps are just the tips of the iceberg.
After a certain age and many years of experiencing periods, you start to get used to the strange changes that occur, telling you it is the right time. It’s almost like your body is setting the alarm.
Human Rights and Wrongs
We aren’t sure exactly what this picture is trying to say. Intimacy can be both a human right as well as a part of a meaningful life. These two activities are not mutually exclusive.
Although it is clear that men and women may have different opinions on how to relate, we know women should be able to enjoy their lives just as men do.
New Poll, Please
It is always fascinating to ask the public what their opinions are on a topic to gain a better understanding of the world. Although polls are always fascinating, this case is one where it would probably be better not to ask.
Yikes! We are feeling all kinds of uneasy because of this poll. This is something we wish we could not see.
All of us are familiar with the stereotypes that have been held about heteronormative relationships and men and women. Women are expected to be vulnerable, while men are expected to be powerful. Is that not absurd?
People, get up! This isn’t what we thought was happening in the world these days. We want to remind you that your partner can be whatever you want. You don’t need to conform to a stereotype.
Women are People
It is essential to credit your sources when people learn something new after arguments with you. This will allow you to back up your claims and give credit where it’s due. Men can understand women’s inner workings and brains, but it’s okay for them not to. We all know that women can be complicated.
This isn’t revolutionary information. It doesn’t require a scientist genius to recognize that women are also real people. We can just take their word for this.
It is pretty disturbing to see the number of men fascinated or concerned by women’s menstruation patterns. Perhaps they have never experienced it.
It is not the poster’s responsibility to determine if someone has had periods since childhood or if they have children. The poster could also benefit from a lesson about menstruation.
Everyone has the right to choose who they are with and what kind of relationship suits them best. You can have very specific requirements for a partner. As long as you find someone who shares them, it’s fine.
Although it is a bit strange for someone to be so concerned about their ex’s weight or their future partner’s, they aren’t hurting anyone.
Wearing the Pants
Strange debates about women’s clothing seem to have stood the test of time. Women shouldn’t feel restricted by what they wear because they don’t have to dress to impress men. However, men don’t always think like this.
It’s almost certain that weird men like this will continue to make inappropriate comments about women wearing whatever they wear.
It’s exhausting for women to be called into the street and have to look up at their shoulders in case someone is following them.
No matter how well-dressed or spoken he is, most women don’t want to see a stranger approach them in the dark.
Control Your Woman
Many people believe that there would be a solution to all the world’s problems if men had access to contraceptives that they could use instead of women. Although hormones can cause problems, we all know it is up to them to decide what to do.
Ironically, this user encouraged women “choose their contraception method” after starting their rant with a statement that men should control “their woman.”
Many people are familiar with the thick thigh struggle. It’s already hard to deal with uncomfortably-fitting clothing without worrying about what men are thinking when you wear them. Women should be free to choose what they like.
This makes us feel very strange. Women can’t wear shorts anymore without men making weird comments about how they fit.
First Date Blues
Because no two people have the same ideas, finding the ideal partner can be subjective. This cartoon shows men’s and women’s many standards for potential partners and dates.
When it comes to finding the right match, women have very different priorities. They may focus more on their future or check their birth charts for compatibility. Men are easier to please.
What’s The Tea?
Genderless tea was popularized last week, in case you didn’t know. Nowadays, that’s the deal: Orange peel and chamomile for women, while ginseng or chili for men.
Although this is a marketing strategy to increase sales of tea boxes, we are curious if women would dare to drink the men’s only beverage.
Women have been taught to be prim, proper, and polite to appeal to men. Although we are told that men don’t like confident, “alpha” females, we want to point out that this is absolutely false.
You should celebrate your differences, no matter how shy or loud they may be. Do not let others’ opinions affect you.
Girls Can’t Drive
Who is the one who invents the ridiculous idea that women cannot drive? We’re ready to talk with them because we’ve heard this since the beginning of time. It’s simply not true.
To avoid being a stereotypical woman, these women have to work twice as hard to learn to drive.
The Female Experience
We’d find it difficult to stop making a list of all the reasons being a woman is hard if we did. Although men agree that women face their own challenges, this tweet sums up the experience for females.
It’s okay to cry from time to time. In fact, it can be very therapeutic. No matter what gender you are, you should feel free to cry whenever you wish.
Scream and Shout
It’s a wonderful thing to bring a child into this world. However, anyone who has experienced it will tell you that this statement is not true.
Birth is not a pleasant experience. Posts like these prove that people should have been more attentive in health class. We hope that men experience the pain of childbirth.
Individuality should be celebrated. What good would it be if everyone looked the same everywhere?
This person might have second thoughts if they knew their potential partner was constantly tearing down women on the internet because they are obsessed with their looks. This is a red flag that is more important than any physical characteristic.
Women Get Angry
As we’ve seen, lumping all women in the same stereotypes can often lead to disastrous results. This book excerpt is not a good example of how we can assume all women react in the same situations.
This chapter suggests that women can be “delusional” and men should “put up with it .” This makes you wonder: would women be angry if men gave them reasons like this?
Choosing the partner you will be with for the rest of your life is not an easy decision. While parental input is essential these days, it’s not the only thing that matters.
It’s boring to assume that all women are indecisive and fickle. We think it’s outdated to assume this. Women can now make their own decisions. This tweet was written and posted with poor judgment.
There will always be those with bizarre or extreme views on all social topics. This one was written by a man who dislikes the female gender and not a psychologist.
It sounds like women don’t think logically by his standards. This is one of our most bizarre and least logical arguments.
Dress to Impress
We are all striving to feel good about our skin. Everyone should feel free to dress however they like, regardless of whether they are trying to impress someone or to feel good about their skin.
How can a man who tweets know all the details of what happens in all-girls schools? In reality, most women don’t dress up to impress strangers on the internet.
Some men are great with women, while others struggle to make an impression. The guy claimed that he is being looked at every day by women but has trouble connecting with them. It could be due to his creepy attitude.
It’s just something about men calling women “females,” which makes us uncomfortable. It’s even more frustrating to ask the internet how to “obtain” females.
It’s clear that different people have different views on modesty and how people dress. Women have been taught to cover their bodies for the benefit of men for many generations. It’s sad to see another woman reinforce these old rules.
We should not be making other women feel inferior or suggesting that we cover up our bodies to protect the partners of other people. We are here to tell you that you can dress however you like.
Magical Healing Powers
Sometimes people have such bizarre ideas about the world it both fascinates as well as scare us. These ideas may be a bit concerning at times and need to be updated for today’s world.
It is pretty interesting that they believe that women possess magical powers. That would be great! This person’s views on women’s and men’s power are definitely medieval.
Please Stay Single
These posts make our eyes roll and worry about the male gender. These people should be single.
Since the days of women being housewives or caretakers for their husbands, we have come a long way. We live in the 21st Century, and people with old-fashioned views are no longer welcome.
It’s been a common question that we have asked ourselves about our bodies in an ideal world. However, some people might want to do some research or read a book before sharing such things online.
They clearly slept during school’s health classes. We are glad that the internet can educate them about the real function of the body.
It’s easy to tell when something was written by someone who has never spoken with a woman before. Although the idea of saving your body until you get married is controversial, we have never heard of it.
Is this even a theory? It doesn’t have any scientific evidence backing it up. This just sounds like a man with strange views about women.
As it has been stated before, women carry emotional baggage. This is not just for women. Men also have their struggles. What about emotional laundry? Periods have nothing to do whatsoever with men, so it is quite insulting for someone to think they are just emotional housework for their partner.
It doesn’t matter if you claim something as “facts”; it still isn’t true. This is not how the world works or the way periods are. Like, at all.