Anyone who drives has most likely spotted someone with a bumper sticker stuck to their vehicle on occasions. They’re often a ‘funny’ joke that really only a certain type of person finds funny, and that’s the kind of people who like bumper stickers. The internet is full of hilarious memes, but before we saw them online, people would love to stick them on their cars.
An important life lesson
When the PT Cruiser came out, they were all over the roads. They were meant to be an homage to the old roadsters of the 1950s, but despite the cool cars they based on, not many people liked them.
The owner of this PT Cruiser is at least self-aware that their car isn’t considered all that cool by anyone. In fact, according to the bumper sticker, there’s not one person who thinks they are cool.
Most drivers have unfortunately had to suffer through the experience of a tailgater driving far too close to the back of your vehicle. There never seems to be a good reason why they want to get so close to you, but they seem determined to swap paint. Sometimes a simple passive aggressive message like this one can do the trick to put those bad drivers from putting you both at risk.
If people are getting close enough to the back of this person’s car, then we’re pretty sure they really should find a way to back off a little bit.
New alarm system
Car theft has been a serious problem for many years, but the owner of this vehicle may just have solved it once and for all. We’re pretty sure no thief is going to even consider stealing this truck if the vehicle comes with a swarming hive. The only downside of this security measure is that the owner of the vehicle also has to drive along the roads with a beehive in tow.
They’ll have to make sure they don’t anger the bees or it could be a very painful journey, and one that needs a trip to the emergency room.
In other words; Back off!
Sometimes we can’t help but run a little bit late, but what we really shouldn’t do is speed along the roads to make up for the lost time. Still, most of us are guilty of putting our foot on the gas more than we should every so often. This person has had enough of people zooming past, or worse, stuck behind them trying to pass.
They have some sound advice for anyone who is ever in a rush on the roads. If you weren’t organized enough to leave earlier you should live with the consequences, not pressure others to drive faster.
Tenacious D fan
Jack Black has proven to be one of the funniest actors in Hollywood, but he’s actually multi-talented. Black is part of a band called Tenacious D, and they have a very memorable song titled “Tribute.” This bumper sticker is for all the Tenacious D fans on the road to enjoy thanks to the brilliantly named Tribute.
Lots of bumper stickers really aren’t that clever when it comes to the jokes they’re trying to tell but this one’s pretty great. There’s no way this won’t raise a smile from any Tenacious D fan who happens to roll up behind this car.
Look but don’t touch
Some people seem to think that if they spot a really nice looking car that it’s okay if they put their hands all over it. Not all cars are okay with that happening, and perhaps people should ask permission from the owners whether they can pose for pictures with them or not.
This is a warning to anyone thinking of touching the car, lay their hands on it and they’ll have to face the consequences.
Rolling in it
We’ve had the family stick people stickers on cars, but now people without families are getting some of their own. This person is rubbing salt into the wounds of most parents who now find themselves without much cash since having children.
They’re just chilling counting their huge stacks of cash while parents are seemingly spending all of their money on cute bumper stickers. Money apparently can’t buy you happiness, but tell that to these people.
To counteract people who tailgate some drivers have taken it upon themselves to brake check people driving too closely behind. This person doesn’t necessarily do that, but they do randomly brake, so drivers behind have been warned.
Sometimes a good cloud formation captures your imagination for longer than it should, and you can’t help but stop in your tracks. It’s probably best if people choose not to do that while driving on busy roads though.
You and us both
Dinosaurs used to roam the Earth millions of years ago, and the closest we’ll ever come to them is the Jurassic Park movie franchise. Some people grow up loving dinosaurs so much they dedicate their careers to digging up their bones from the ground.
That’s not enough for this person though, and they want to have their own pet dinosaur to call their own. Perhaps they’re hoping for the Flintstones lifestyle if history repeats itself.
Doing their bit for the planet?
We’re all being told by environmentalists that driving cars that use fuel is bad for our environment. This person has seemingly found the perfect way to counteract that problem by sticking a branch from a bush to their car.
That way they’re ‘counteracting’ the fumes coming from their car’s exhaust pipe. Now they can justifiably drive as much as they’d like guilt-free as according to them they are not doing any damage to the planet.
A better world
Not all bumper stickers have to be some terrible joke that we’ve probably all seen a hundred times. This person believes chickens should roam freely without having to justify why they’re crossing the road. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it could, and the chicken doesn’t have to answer to anybody when it comes to its movements. Many of us would like a fairer world, and not just for people, but animals too.
Sometimes you have to appreciate just how good a bumper sticker is. This person appears to be one of science, and there is only one true law that they obey above all else which is the law of gravity.
What goes up must come down, and that’s something we can all agree on. While others might show off their political affiliations, this person is just telling us all something that we should probably already know.
Some people have out of body experiences, sometimes helped by narcotics, but this person is having an entirely different time. They are experiencing something most of us know too well, and that’s being broke.
Still, it’s not all that bad as they were able to scrape enough money together to buy themselves this bumper sticker. Most of us have been broke at one time, and it’s not fun so we can sympathize with this person.
The penny drops
This person remembers what they were like in their youth. They had the best time and lost count of how many friends they had. Nowadays they’re lucky if they see their best friends once a year and the wild nights out are a distant memory.
Now they’ve settled down and while happy, they no longer feel as cool as they were. At least they’ve got plenty of space in their minivan for the whole family.
And going to prison
It looks like this person waited just long enough for the ink to dry on their divorce before getting some revenge. Now they drive around with their ex-partners legs hanging out of their trunk to make it seem as though they took them out for good.
While getting divorced seems to be what this person wanted, if they’re going to meet someone else, it might be worth moving on soon before they scare people away.
Can’t we all get along?
There are tensions between fans of Marvel and DC Comics. Clearly, both sets of fans love superheroes, and this person just wants everyone to get along. The symbols of their favorite superheroes spell “Coexist,” and perhaps they want to live in a world where both sets of heroes come together.
It would be pretty cool if in the next Avengers movies the gang could call upon Batman and Superman to get the job done quicker.
This person is claiming they learned how to drive by playing the video game GTA: Vice City. That does make us question whether this is even their vehicle, but if it wasn’t, then they’d have to carry around a supply of these stickers for every stolen car.
It’s worth anyone approaching this car to make sure they keep their distance in case the driver decides they’d like to steal themselves an upgrade on this one.
When the zombie apocalypse happens, we’re pretty sure the creatures aren’t going to discriminate when they’re eating people. Even if you have a cute bumper sticker on your car, the zombies will be coming for you.
This person is really just saying what many people are already thinking about how little people care about those family stickers. It might be cute, but it really doesn’t impress anyone that you’ve got stick people on your car.
The best diet
Some people like to show off what kind of physical activities they enjoy through their bumper stickers, and this is a response to those. We couldn’t agree more with this person, and their fitness regime is one that we can really get on board with.
Who wouldn’t want to eat so much pizza they practically turn into a slice themselves? Food bumper stickers are probably the best kind you can actually put onto your car.
You could be next
This message is a little concerning and a good reason for other road users to steer as clear of this driver as possible. No one will want to try and steal this person’s car because they might end up in the trunk along with the other body that’s beginning to smell.
We wonder how many times this truck is pulled over by police officers looking for missing people just in case there’s someone hidden inside.
Generally speaking, the bumper stickers that most people come across are pretty light-hearted, but this sticker is not one of those. It’s a message to every person who thinks because they are entitled to an opinion means they should project that onto everyone else and make them listen.
As the sticker says, “Don’t believe everything you think” as there’s plenty of sides to every story and people should listen to them before making snap judgments.
If people aren’t willing to buckle up for their safety in a road traffic accident, perhaps they should consider this reason instead. Any alien flying above your car is going to have to come all the way inside to unbuckle your belt if you do it up every time you get in.
Buckling up will help to ensure you don’t get sucked up into any UFOs overhead, especially if you live anywhere near Area 51.
Those who don’t live in suburbia got a glimpse of what life is like in these kinds of areas when Desperate Housewives hit our TV screens. The hit series portrayed a group of women as troubled people who were living in a supposed paradise neighborhood.
This resident certainly seems a little bitter about living in the sought after area but at least the streets have pretty names!
Too Close For Comfort
A common bumper sticker you will see is one that tells drivers that they are too close. After all, none of us need the stress of having another close to for comfort. This immediately puts drivers on edge, especially when they have kids in the car.
As per road regulations, cars are meant to keep a certain distance between each other to avoid a collision and there is nothing more annoying than when a car super close behind you trying to get you to put your foot on the gas. This bumper sticker makes a light point of the situation.
Most stickers are purchased for fun or to push the driver’s opinions onto another person and this bumper sticker is definitely poking fun at that. The classic sticker can be seen with some kind of quote or advice with a website underneath for people to visit.
You know the type. So this driver sums up his feelings about these kinds of stickers with the web address reading, “websiteyouwillnevergotoorg,” although we do not know if he is right, we can certainly take an open guest and we have to say that we agree with him.
It’s no Joke
We are not sure that this one should be allowed to be out on the open road but this driver went for it anyway. Of course, accidents and safety precautions such as airbags and seat belts are very important and despite what a bumper sticker might say, you should always do what you can to keep your self safe.
This guy seems like a bit of heavy metal dude from the other stickers on his car. Each to their own they say.
Jokes have long been made about how the different sexes drive, so why not use a bumper sticker to promote the fact that you are a woman and proud. Taking control, this woman is far from a back seat driver.
Showing her assertiveness and fun side, she bought a sticker that says, “Women are Natural Leaders, You’re following one now”. Well, we certainly love the directness of this one.
Mind Over Matter
A phrase that has made it onto car bumpers as well as t-shirts, bag or anything else it can be stuck on. It was Edgar Allan Poe who spoke the words of the famous quote, born in 1809 he was known for his poetry and short stories.
With all the insanity that happens on the roads, from crazy traffic, difficult driving conditions, long commutes and more, this driver lets his feelings known.
Some people seem to think that if they project their opinions through their bumper stickers that others are going to come around to their way of thinking. We’re sure this bumper sticker has it right, and there’s not one person who ever had their minds changed by another.
The likelihood of anyone changing their beliefs for something they see stuck on another person’s car is so low we’re going to completely agree with this one.